The $240 Dream Is Real and Sitting Three-Handed Right Now
Andrew Kloeckner has zero WSOP cashes, zero recorded lifetime earnings, and is one seat flip from the Landmark.

Andrew Kloeckner has never cashed a WSOP event — and as of 9 PM on May 30, he was one of three players left fighting for a seat in the Landmark, the most expensive new event on the 2026 schedule.
He bought in for $240.
The Satellite Nobody's Watching
The Landmark Mega Satellite — Event #135 of the 2026 WSOP — is the cheapest possible path into the marquee new addition to this summer's bracelet schedule. Three players remained when the final table froze at three-handed. All three had 10,000 in chips. Zero bracelets among them. Zero rings. And in Kloeckner's case, zero recorded lifetime earnings of any kind.
He bought in for $240, has zero recorded lifetime earnings, and is three-handed for a seat in the single most-hyped new event of the 2026 WSOP.
His two opponents aren't exactly high rollers either. Eric Tang has $22,027 in lifetime cashes and one prior final table. George Merchant has $15,720 and one. That's the entire résumé pool at this final table: $37,747 combined.
Why This Matters More Than You Think
I keep hearing that satellites are dead content — that nobody cares who wins a mega because the "real" story starts when the main event plays down. That's wrong.
The real story is that a $240 satellite just produced a final table where no player has a bracelet, no player has a ring, and the chip leader has literally no tournament record. This is the purest version of what the WSOP is supposed to be: an open shot. A $240 lottery ticket that converts into a seat at poker's newest premier table.
Sure, Kloeckner could bust on the next hand. Three-handed with equal stacks is a coin flip wrapped inside a coin flip. But that's the point. He's there. For the cost of a nice dinner on the Strip, he played his way into a spot that will cost everyone else five figures.
The Landmark is brand new. Its first champion hasn't been crowned yet. And right now, at the Horseshoe, one of the three people who could satellite their way into that field is a guy the poker database doesn't even have earnings for.
That's not a footnote. That's the whole pitch of tournament poker in one sentence.
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